Dirty Fake-French Velo T-Shirts For Sale - $15

$15 includes shipping in the USA!

FEMMES - $15

HOMMES - $15


"Avocado Yello" Grrls Style

"Royal Blue" Boys Style
Pick Your Size:

Free one-color patch included!

Pick Your Size:


Free one-color patch included!

ONE-COLOR PATCH - $3

White on Black

 

Qu'est ce que tu fous?

I toured France on a bicycle solo for a few months and it was really, really, really fun (you can read my journal from the trip, here). I had some amazing adventures, met some wonderful people and worked on my awful French. I've continued to become somewhat enamoured with France, the French Language and of course, bicycles so a small project to blend all those seemed to be a quite natural thing to do.

I'm now going to be traveling back to France for the rest of the year! Yeah! I'm bringing my back, since it wouldn't be right to keep it at home.

The phrase, Prends Ton Pied Entre Tes Cuisses on the t-shirt is not-quite-but-similar to the phrase (in English) Put The Fun Between Your Legs.You cannot literally translate slang from one language to another and hope that the meaning will keep, so this is my earnest attempt of a French translation, hopefully having a similar double entendre and yes, the second meaning is a little, how you say, risqué.

The bicycle featured is a custom build I stole from Salvagetti's for a few hours and I gotta tell you it's bicycles are freakin' hard to draw. It's a very nice bike though, as all the bikes they sell are and you should buy one.

Shipping?

Shipping is Free if you're in the lower 48. And... France/Cananda, what the heck. Shirts come with a free patch, which rules.

Everyone else, email me before ordering, it may be a little bit more to get it to you.

Price??

It's a good deal, because I want you to have one. The shirts are hand printed by me, patches too. Expect them to adhere to a DIY aesthetic.

Share Your Love

Get a shirt and take your picture with it on, showing your love. Email it to me, and/or just throw it up on Flickr (tag it with: justinveloshirt and I'll find it)

Source

Here's an archive of the source files. Go wild, young child!

Creative Commons License
Prends Ton Pied Entres Tes Cuisses by Justin Simoni is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Based on a work at justinsimoni.com.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at https://art.justinsimoni.com.

Sizing?

These shirts are nice, soft and a perfect weight for summer. They're fitted slightly and look good on anyone who rides a bicycle. The one in the photo above is a size Small, Mens.

FEMMES

Measurement (inches) Width
Length
Small 16 23.5
Medium 17 24.5
Large 18 25
X-Large 19 25.5

HOMMES

Measurement (inches) Width
Length
Small 18 26.625
Medium 20 27.625
Large 22 28.625
X-Large 24 29.625